Spongebob: The greatest lesson of all: the precious value of life. Patrick: Who said that? (Runs up to the glass tank with an egg inside it) Was it him? (Clears his throat and talks high-pitched) seventy-four. I'm just like everyone else, no matter how many stars I have. Patrick: But look at all the stars you have. (Writes "Patrick" on the empty box at the bottom of the board) There you are. Spongebob (On-screen): I'll add your name so you can start collecting good noodle stars, too. (Camera focuses on the board as Spongebob's hand points to six stars from his row) Spongebob: (Walks up to the Good Noodle board) And those drinks are recorded here on the Good Noodle board.
It's the ladle that helps us drink from the fountain of knowledge. (Points to the chalkboard) And this is the chalkboard. Spongebob: Here's the teacher's desk, and her name tag. Spongebob: And now, for the room with the most class: the classroom. (We cut to Spongebob and Patrick entering Mrs. Patrick: (Glares at Spongebob) Hey! (Looks at his watch again) When did I start wearing a watch? Patrick: But I thought you said you were late. (Patrick looks at his watch and the camera focuses on his wrist, showing us the time.) (We cut to Spongebob and Patrick walking down the hallway as they pass by a trophy case) Spongebob: These are the stairs of learning. (Camera pans to reveal Spongebob pointing to the stairs on his side) Spongebob (Off-screen): No, they're just the stairs. Patrick: And these are the stairs of learning, right? (We cut over to Patrick pointing to the stairs on the right side) (Runs up to his locker) And these are the lockers of learning. (Runs up to the drinking fountain) And this is the fountain of learning. (He and Patrick walk down the hallway) Right over here is the hallway of learning. (We cut to Spongebob opening the door and Patrick gazing at the inside of the schoolhouse)Īnd this is the inside of the school. Spongebob: Behold, Patrick, the boats of learning. (We see Spongebob and Patrick walking up the ramp as he shows Patrick the lines of parked boats) I'm about to introduce you to the greatest academic thrill ride of your lifetime. (Bubbles rise, revealing Patrick and Spongebob walking over to Mrs.
Then it disappears, and the camera flies back to Patrick's face.) (A dream cloud forms over Patrick's head, showing a live action picture of Spongebob and Patrick with a bunch of real-life children in a kindergarten classroom. Spongebob: You and me in school together as classmates! Think about it! Why don't you come to boating school with me? Spongebob: (Gets an idea) Wait a second, Patrick. Patrick (Sad): Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you're at boating school? Patrick: Hey, Spongebob, want to go jellyfishing? (Opens the door to reveal Patrick with a Jellyfish net) (We cut to Spongebob running to the door) (Puts on his blue backpack) The toasts could've been a little darker though. Spongebob: (Lands on the target) Touchdown! Not bad, partner in crime. Then Gary throws his pants at Spongebob, then Gary is shown painting a red target as Spongebob falls.) (The toasts pop out of the toaster and Spongebob stops in midair as he eats them. Gary uses his eye stalk to press down the bread in the toaster and Spongebob lands and bounces off his chair in the library as he sips he teacup.) (Gary presses a button that causes the bed to spring up, launching Spongebob into the air and sending him flying across the house. Spongebob: Time for Boating School! Let er rip, Gary. Then we cut to inside of Spongebob's bedroom where his clock blares and Spongebob turns off his alarm as he wakes up.) (Bubbles rise revealing the outside of Spongebob's pineapple.
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